Dear Baby Product Creators,
Gerber, Enfamil, Similac, and Baby Magazine, please stop sending Sandswept Studios complimentary baby formula and baby-related magazines. We did not have a baby. In fact, you could say we even had a miscarriage with the cancellation of our first project. This offends us.
If we were ever to have a collective child, it would be an abomination to the human race, and you would very well be hunted down by PETA (yes, PETA) for encouraging the nutrition and well-being of such a biological perversion.
Sandswept Studios is not a mother. That is all.
- Geoff Keene
CEO of Sandswept Studios
P.S. This stuff tastes disgusting.
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