A Blog about Blogs

I've never really liked blogs, you know? Generally speaking, it's someone sitting there telling us about their parents, their kids, their friend, their boyfriend, their girlfriend, or their animal (which may also fall under one of the previous categories, you never know these days!), only they're not really telling us, they're just speaking into a black abyss, hoping someone out there is listening and... .... .. Cough.

But then; there is the cream of the crop. The best of the best. The people who write about other peoples writing habits.

Yes indeed, these are the best blogs on the internet. While you folks are over there blogging about home-made chocolate cake recipes, I'm over here showing every one else that I have nothing else to do other than wonder why you're posting about home-made cake recipes. Sure, who doesn't like cake, but along the same line of thought, how many different cakes can you really make? Strictly speaking, there's only about one way to make chocolate cake. Cake batter, chocolate, meet my friend the blender. If you put anything else in the cake except chocolate, you're not making a Chocolate Cake™.

Of course, this post is not about cake, chocolate or otherwise. And heaven forbid anyone tries to post a comment after this like "The cake is a lie!", because we got the joke too. Thanks for ruining it. I've got good bunch of things to post here over time, and I'm not going to waste it on cake, not even cake made by my own mother. (Well, if you know my mother, that's not saying much...) (Love you, Mom!)

That reminds me. I'm also not going to spend it talking about my personal life... At least not any of the emotional problems, family problems, or the part where I cry myself to sleep every night to the extent that I wake up tasting salt every morning. Speaking of salt, I know this really good cake recipe where a pinch of salt will--- HEY. I see what you're trying to make me do here. Stop it.

I'll probably use this space to write about game development, maybe some advice to people wanting to get into the business, tips, tricks, things you should know. Not that I'm an expert, I'm still in the process of all that, learning new things every day. I also have a thing or two to say about various political things ... And no, I don't care if you think Obama is the black Monkey Jesus and McCain was dug up on an archeological dig in Vietnam, there's more to politics than two candidates personal lives. I mean the big stuff. You know, the stuff that actually matters in the long run.

Just a nice shout out to Dan Paladin and the rest of the Behemoth team; Castle Crashers is coming out August 27th on Xbox Live Arcade, which I am incredibly excited to play, right before PAX '08 starts up. (Which I am attending) Great job, Behemoth! I suggest you grab this game. It's going to be awesome.

Here is a list of more things you will not see in this blog:

• Content
• Cooking Recipes (Human flesh and pie excluded)
• Pictures of Kittens
• A deep insight to my soul and personal life
• Compliments
• Overused Internet Memes
• Sandswept Studios related secrets (Maybe)

Take care, play it safe, and keep checking my blog. Please? :(